I’ve enjoyed living with my roommate. He’s a great guy, but sometimes he drives me nuts. He’s known to misplace his keys and accidentally drop my toothpaste in the toilet. His favorite shows are American Idol and America’s Funniest Home Videos. But what really irks me is that he’s a Yankees fan.
#1 The Target
“Unless, of course, my nine all-stars fall victim to nine separate misfortunes and are unable to play. But that will never happen.
Red Sox: Lester, Lackey, Beckett, Buchholz, Wakefield, Bard, Papelbon