Inspired by a conversation with a Jewish friend — which began by her saying she wanted to found a sports team nicknamed “The Dreidels” — together we came up with the following list of stereotypically (and alliteration-friendly) Jewish sports teams.
Grand Rapids Gelt (Alternatively, the Grand Rapids Guilt)
Gettysburg Gefilte Fish
Houston Hava Nagilas
Green Bay Goyim
San Jose Shmear
Edmonton Exodus (Courtesy my man Keith Goldner)