Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has been bad-mouthing Toyota in the press after his accelerator malfunctioned, leading to speculation of the next Apple device: a car that’s too big to fit in a garage but not powerful enough to drive. Possible names for the revolutionary new device include iStay, iHavenowheretogo, and iBoughtthis.
Google has joined forces with the National Security Agency to investigate last year’s attacks on Google’s cybersecurity. This is bad news for computer hackers, because now the NSA will know what will happen tomorrow on 4chan.
Scientists have discovered the color of a species of dinosaur. Meanwhile, creationists have confirmed the color of God. Still going with white.
Because of the clouds. Clouds are white.