The meaning of the beard

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The meaning of the beard

Walk like you drive

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Walk like you drive

Today I told a lie

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Today I told a lie

Inhumane Gummi Bears

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Inhumane Gummi Bears

Do you know where your pants have been?

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Do you know where your pants have been?

How could I make you like me more?

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How could I make you like me more?

Who wants dog food for dinner?

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Who wants dog food for dinner?

Working-class guitar hero

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Finally got around to watching Portlandia. Within the first four minutes, they used this joke, first seen on the Urban Blah in Feb, 2009. Get my lawyer on the horn!

Working-class guitar hero

Finally got around to watching Portlandia. Within the first four minutes, they used this joke, first seen on the Urban Blah in Feb, 2009. Get my lawyer on the horn!

Six pairs of shoes

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Six pairs of shoes

Pimpin ain’t easy

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

Pimpin ain’t easy

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Top Ten Cloves: Things Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak might do when he steps down

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By J. Thomas DuffyNews Item: Egypt’s Mubarak to step down, sources say10. Nothing, until he sees the new X-Men: First Class movie9. Maybe a trip to Los Angeles, as he sheepishly admits to having a crush on Lindsey Lohan8. Has a hankering to do one o…


10. Nothing, until he sees the new X-Men: First Class movie
9. Maybe a trip to Los Angeles, as he sheepishly admits to having a crush on Lindsey Lohan
8. Has a hankering to do one of those reality shows, like Sarah Palin’s Alaska show
7. See if there’s another opening at Current TV
6. Would like to lose a little weight — plans on connecting with Kevin Smith to see how he did it
5. If they can work out the kinks, might like to try having camera implanted in his head
4. Already talking with Arianna Huffington about being the CairoPatch correspondent
3. Look into one of those $1,000 houses Detroit Mayor Dave Bing is offering
2. Join Faux News — thinks he can make up stuff just as good as anyone else
1. Might give that posing shirtless on Craigslist, to pick up women, a try
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(Cross-posted at The Garlic.)